It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
My butt remains clenched, sir.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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