So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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