Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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