this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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