they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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