you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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