You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Say something about gay babies.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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