You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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