in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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