i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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