So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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