When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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