ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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