Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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