if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
lets start a swedish sibling band together
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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