If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
He told me they were just razor bumps!
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
