i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize