Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
my sisters under your porch take her home
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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