Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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