That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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