What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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