i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize