Don't you send me to vm
I'm drive I can fine osifer
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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