You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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