why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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