help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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