So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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