I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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