Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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