He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
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