Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
where are my pants?
in the oven.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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