I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Send help, water and tortillas.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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