I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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