Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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