You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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