Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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