Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
50% drunk capacity currently
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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