We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
