? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
So squirting runs in the family.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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