Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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