Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
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I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize