i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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