I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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