im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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