So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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