Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I wish i was in the wii world.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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