just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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