; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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