when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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