Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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