I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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