It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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