No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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