My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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