So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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