the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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